Rosemary And Thyme
Episode #4 – Replete With Golden Wings
(Time passes … scene change music)
Scene 1a
Thyme
Josiah. Josiah! I’m here to tell ya’ the whole truth … an’ nothin’ but the truth! My story goes like this …
Gabriel
OK. We’ll spare y’all the details since ya’ already heard it all. I can only add to the scene this: that Josiah sat very still an’ listened most polite-like an’ like the gentleman that he is, let her finish her tale of woe.
(Time passes … music)
Thyme
(coming to the end of her story)
… an’ so, my sweet Josiah, thank you for listening. That’s the whole truth … an’ nothing but. I’m pregnant with God’s Child. I’ve been selected. An’ you have been too. You too are chosen by God. I know this comes as shocking news, but I know that you, of all people, will understand.
Josiah
Put your hand in mine, darlin’. I do understand, Thyme. And I want you to know that I’ll be doing everything I can to support you through all this. I love you and I promise to take care of you always.
Thyme
Oh, thank you, Josiah … I jus’ knew you’d understand.
Josiah
First off, I’d like you to meet and speak to a wonderful man I’ve found for Gabe, an’ now you too! He’s a kind of a doctor and he’s from a most reputable institution …
Thyme
What? I …
Josiah
Yes, darlin’. It’s a lovely place … the Skagmore Sanitorium over in Cleveland. I just want you to have a talk with the man. I’m not in any way sayin’ you have to go live there … no, no … just meet with the man and just have a little talk.
Thyme
You don’t believe me, do you.
Josiah
Oh, sure I do, honey. I talk to God all the time, an’ he does talk back to me too. It’s just that …
Thyme
You don’t believe me. You think I’m crazy.
Josiah
Well, darlin’ girl, you did say yourself that this is quite some story. An’ you were right about that. It’s an amazing story, actually. But … Thyme, darlin’, you don’t actually believe that anyone is gonna buy into this. Do you? Leastwise me.
Thyme (quietly, but forcefully)
You are a minister of God. I am presently with God’s child. Gabe is Gabriel the angel of God sent from Heaven as God’s messenger. An’ you too are the recipient of God’s favor.
Josiah
And you are pregnant, Thyme. Sadly, that’s the one thing in this whole story that is possibly true, I ain’t even gonna ask you who did it to you, but you can bet we’re gonna take care of that too. Now, before the whole damn town finds out about this, we need to take a little trip to Cleveland.
Thyme
Josiah, I will do nothing of the sort. Doncha see? We gotta get married now. You gotta help me … so people don’t think I’m some sorta tramp. This can be your baby too.
Josiah
If you are with child, Thyme, then you, in fact, are … damaged property, and, you see, not actually fit to be married to a minister. Doncha see? That will hurt my ministry. What would that do to my reputation?
Thyme
What reputation?
Josiah
Why, my world-wide reputation …
Thyme
You mean among 139 people? What about my reputation?
Josiah
Well, doncha see, you’ve gone an’ spoiled that!
Thyme
Josiah Washburn, I have had a message from God. I know this to be true in the essence of my soul. I believe I am chosen to serve God in this capacity. And you will be my husband and the earthly father to his son.
Josiah
Right at this moment … an’ goin’ forward, Thyme, I ain’t gonna be husband to no one. Now we’re just gonna call this wedding off for a minute here an’ see if we can get things sorted out.
Thyme
Oh no, Josiah, please, don’t do that to me. I know this is God’s wish. (She begins to cry) I just know it … don’t ask me how … oh, Josiah, please don’t do this. I ain’t never been with a man. It’s only you I’ve ever loved. (Music) Please Josiah … Please believe me … Oh Josiah, don’t go …please. Please don’t go.
Scene 1b
Please Don’t Let Me Go
Thyme
Please
Don’t go
You said you loved me
No one’s ever said those words to me
You got down on one knee
An’ promised me the future
When no one’s ever promised me much ‘a nothin’
You said you’d love me
More an’ more each day, you said ya’ would
An’ ya’ swore your feelings for me
Would never in our lives stop growing
An’ we could fill our lives
Until our cup was overflowing (So you said …)
But now that cup lies empty on the ground
You’ve gone an’ turned my world upside down
No one’s ever broke my heart so
I guess I’m jus’ a simple girl in calico
Who growed up
To find herself
Ridin’ on a rainbow
Holdin’ on for dear life …
Holdin’ on for tomorrow
And all I know
Is I have loved you so
So please don’t let me go
Please, please
Please don’t let me go
Please, please
Please
Scene 2
(Time passes … scene change music)
Gabriel
(talks to God)
God! It’s me, Gabe .. uh, Gabriel.
God (V.O.)
Yes, Gabriel.
Gabriel
Ok, we got one down, one to go.
God
Uh huh. Good.
Gabriel
Yeah, good, but the next one ain’t gonna be easy. I gotta have a plan, an’ a good one.
God
Uh huh. Good.
Gabriel
You’d think a minister would be easy, but Josiah, … well, I donno …
God
Whatever it takes, Gabriel. Whatever it takes.
Gabriel
OK, but I might have to go all the way on this one. You OK with that?
God
Uh huh. Good. Whatever it takes …
Gabriel
Wish me luck.
God
No, Gabriel. No such thing as luck. You know better than that. If I say it, so it is.
Gabriel
Right. Right … right …
Scene 3a
(Time passes … scene change music)
Gabriel
So this here next scene begins far too similar to the earlier scene in which I made my approach ta’ Thyme. In one case the subject of most importance was the shellin’ a’ peas. In this moment it was the sawin’ of a log.
(We hear the sawing of a log.)
Gabe
(Ahem) ‘scuse me, Mr. Washburn …
Josiah
Yes, Gabe …? (We hear him continue to saw.). (We wait.)
Gabe
Well, Josiah, are you going to stand there sawin’ that thing forever with your back to me?
Josiah
… maybe.
Gabe
Are ya’ mad at me?
Josiah
You damned straight I am! I can’t believe that you had the nerve to come to me with the same crap you told Thyme. She is truly naïve … and most likely will believe your ridiculous rantings.
Gabe
It is the truth, Josiah. Thyme is gonna have a baby, and she is three months along.
Josiah
Oh shut the hell up, you ol’ drunk. She told me she was … she swore to me she was a virgin. And she does not lie, … unlike you!
Gabe
No, she don’t. She is a virgin.
Josiah
How would you know? Gabe, virgins don’t have babies except for Mother Mary, and Thyme is not the virgin Mary. You do know, don’t you, that I am a Minister of the Gospel, and I preach this every friggin’ year.
Gabe
I do. I have heard a number a’ yer sermons. You can’t turn ‘round an’ look at me? (An’ so he did.)
Josiah
Then shut up about virgin births, for God’s sake.
Gabe
It’s for God’s sake that I am telling you that Thyme is gonna have a baby.
Josiah
Listen, Dufus, the Savior has already been born, suffered, died and was resurrected. IT-HAS- ALREADY- HAPPENED.
Gabe
I know, and your Savior is coming back.
Josiah
Oh, come on! You think I don’t know that … believe that … preach that?
Gabe
What do you preach?
Josiah
(defensively)
I preach about the second coming.
Gabe
Really? I thought you preached about the wrath a’ God, the Whore of Babylon, multiple headed beasts, dragons, Armageddon. And just where does Jesus fit into this horror you bring us every Sunday? He arrives in a suit a’ armor riding on a white stallion with a sword coming outta his mouth killin’ his enemies by the thousands. Zat what ya’ preach?
Gabriel
He jus’ looked at me for a moment tryin’ ta’ collect his thoughts, then tried ta’ weasel out.
Josiah
Well, that’s what the book says — in Revelation, Chapters 1-20.
Gabe (The Preacher)
The book? Written by who knows who? Now Jesus Christ! Remember him? The Prince a’ Peace? The healer, the one who made the blind ta’ see, the deaf ta’ hear, the lame ta’ walk? The one who said ta’ love yer enemies? The one who said, “If someone strikes ya’ on one cheek, turn ta’ him t’other? He’s gonna kill his enemies instead of lovin’ them?” Yeah, I can jus’ see it. Suddenly, he comes back and says, “April fool, ever’body. I didn’t mean what I told ya’. That was just a lotta B.S.” A sword comin’ outta his mouth? Good Lord, Josiah! Git a grip …
Josiah
You should have been a preacher, Gabe. But I don’t need to get a grip. You do! Thyme is not birthing Jesus! Period!
Gabe
Did I say it was Jesus? She is having God’s child. Another one. Another incarnation. In six months. Period!
Josiah
You, my friend, are nutty as a fruitcake.
Gabe
You don’t believe me?
Josiah
Absolutely not!
Gabe
No way?
Josiah
No how! Do you have any idea how this kind a’ thing would hurt ma’ ministry? People would say that I knocked her up.
Gabe
You think I am lyin’?
Josiah
I think you are de-lusional… crazy!
Gabe
Crazy? OK, that is about it fer me. You wanna see crazy? I’ll show ya’ something REAL crazy!
(An unearthly voice comes up from the bowels of the earth. The timpani roar. The orchestra joins in and builds and builds. A Choir Of Angels joins him, answering him.)
I Am Gabriel
Gabe
I am Gabriel
I am Gabriel
And I serve the Most High,
The Most High
Yes I am the Messenger of God!
The Messenger of God
(As Gabe theatrically and elegantly sings this. He magically transforms.)
Gabriel
And before him did I transform
Into the Truth of myself
Into the angel of Gabriel
Of angelic proportion
Replete with golden wings
Replete with golden wings
With flowing robes of silver
Controller of the winds of the Earth
Controller of the waves of the sea
Gabe
I am Gabriel
Angels
It is Gabriel
It is Gabriel
All
Gabriel!
(The moment exits as quickly as it entered. Only the echoes of the presentation remain and then drift away.)
Scene 3b
Gabe
(now like a junkyard preacher)
Josiah … Josiah … Josiah! Didja see me unfold ma’ golden wings? Didja hear the Heavenly Host? Didja feel the Spirit a’ the Lord come upon ya’ as I transformed before yer very eyes? Didja not sense me holdin’ back the four winds a’ the Earth? Was that not just the coolest thing ya’ ever seen in your whole life? Did ya’ witness the metamorphosis of Man to Mighty Angel and back again to Man? (Pause) Well, speak up, boy! I don’t git much chance to be showin’ ma’ stuff very often an’ it damn near wears me out! (Pause) Speak up, Josiah! Don’t jus’ be grovelin’ an’ kneelin’ down there in the dirt. Say somethin’!
Josiah
Oh my … oh my … oh my … Oh my God Almighty … I … i … forgive me … please forgive me, Lord … forgive my disbelief.
Gabe
I’m not your God Almighty, Josiah. I am Gabriel. Just the messenger of God.
Josiah
I … I … I … Well, I … well, … I … I … I … I don’t … I … I … I …
Gabe
Josiah, you’re stutterin’ like a fool. Stand up fer God’s sake. You’re embarrassin’ me.
(A thoroughly transformed and humbled Josiah stands wearily up.)
Josiah
I … I … I … Well, I … well, … I …
Gabe
An’ quit your stutterin’! I gotta finish this! (Josiah humbly goes quiet and becomes totally obsequious.) There, that’s better. Now listen up. I’ll make this short. Music please, Maestro. Music Oh, that’s real nice …
When All Is Said And Done
Gabriel
Ya’ gotta whole lotta years
Ahead of you my friend
And a lifetime to leave
Your mark upon this world
An’ right now
Whether you know it or not
Ya’ stand upon the threshold
The turning point
Of all your years ahead
Yes you’ve gotta whole lotta years
Ahead of you my friend
An’ right now you’ll make the choice
Of how you are remembered
So right now you must decide
Just what kinda man you are
When all is said and done
Just what will it all have come to
When you stand upon your self-made mountain
And no one seems to care
And there’s nobody there
To shout your name
When all is said and done
When your next life has begun
Might you have better served your son
When all is said and done
When all is said and done
Ya’ gotta whole lotta years
Ahead of you my friend
Scene 3c
(Now Gabriel once again becomes Gabe.)
There now, that weren’t so bad, Was it?
Josiah
I … Well … I … What … What do I call you now? Gabe or Gabriel?
Gabe
You can still call me Gabe. That’ll do just fine.
Josiah
Did … did .. you just actually do that?
Gabe
Yes, my friend, I did jus’ actually do that. The whole megillah!
Josiah
(begins to cry)
This is all just a bit confusing, Gabe. I’m sorry, but, well I … I just need a little time here. (Takes out his handkerchief and blows his nose thoroughly)
This is way more than I could’ve ever imagined. Gabe? Gabriel? What do I do now?
Gabe
Let’s just take it one step at a time, Josiah. One step at a time …
Josiah
(still weeping)
OK, sir. I hear ya’. One step at a time.
Scene 4
(Time passes … scene change music)
Dr. Alfredo Encarnacion
Bolivia holds an important share of the world’s rainforest — the 13th largest national area in the world. 37.7 % of the Amazon Forest. At least that was yesterday. Today, who knows? I am here to stop the rape of our land. It is my sole purpose in life. Every day I fail. Every day. Every day the forest dies before me. I am just one man. What can I do? Save this tender sapling in my hand whose roots are no more? I fear we are doomed to extinction, little friend. (back to audience) I am Dr. Alfredo Encarnacion, Bolivia’s foremost environmental biologist, Bolivia’s foremost fraud. I lead the battle, all the while knowing we have already lost the war. The forest is dying, and when it does, so shall we.
Scene 5
Gabriel
(Discombobulated)
Weird! Uuhhh, sorry for that, folks … I have no earthly idea what that was all ‘bout. Perhaps jus’ a glitch in the cosmos. I’ve seen stranger things.
So anyway, … uuhh, let’s jus’ … git on with our story. Josiah now havin’ been wised up by yours truly an’ taken down a peg or two, realizes that he has some fixin’ to do with his bride to be..
(scene change music)
Scene 6
Josiah
Thyme, I am humbled. I come to you to apologize. I am just a lowly carpenter. I do not even own a ‘lectric saw. I cannot face my church congregation on Sunday. I can no longer stand in the pulpit. I do not understand the w-w-world around me. I am lost.
Thyme
Oh no, Josiah, no …you …
Josiah
No, Thyme, no … I have committed a sin against faith. I am sorry. W-w-what has happened here is far beyond me. I do not deserve you. I am sorry.
Thyme
Josiah, Sweetheart, now slow down an’ try ta’ speak more simple like. You can do this.
Josiah
I donno w-why it happens. W-w-when I see w-w-wone comin’ I jus’ kinda tighten up w-w-when I get there. See w-what I mean? It don’t make no sense ta’ me w-w-why.
Thyme
Well then it jus’ don’t hafta be now, does it? After all you are a minister. Ya’ don’t seem ta’ do it when ya’ speak from the pulpit or when you’re singin’ songs neither.
Josiah
No I ‘spose not. I guess it’s jus’ w-when I git rattled.
Thyme
Josiah … you have met Gabriel. Haven’t you?
Josiah
Yes, I have.
Thyme
I too, doubted at first. The responsibility was so monumental that I too could not see myself playing the part. It was too great a role … and I, simply too small Thyme. But Josiah, we have no choice. Our life now going forward is not ours to choose … We have already been chosen.
Josiah
But I am not w-worthy.
Thyme
That’s just not yours to decide. It was God’s decision. You are to be the child’s earthly father. And Josiah, I know you. You are man for it.
Josiah
But I lost my faith.
Thyme
No. You did not! You jus’ did not understand. Who would ever have believed that Gabe is Gabriel? But now you know. Now you have understanding. If you have understanding, you don’t need faith. We must face the fact that our lives have changed forever. It is, as if, we have stepped into another universe, another dimension. You’ve always wanted to dedicate your life to God? Well now, here’s your chance — big time.
Josiah
I love you, Thyme.
Thyme
I love you, Josiah.
Josiah
W-what do we do now?
Thyme
We marry. And steel ourselves, together, for what is surely to come.
Josiah
All right. If you w-will have me.
Thyme
I will have you, Josiah. To have and to hold. And will you have me?
Josiah
I will have you, Thyme. For better or for worse. Though I hope we can avoid the w-worse.
Thyme
Yes, (she smiles facetiously) but what could possibly go wrong?
Josiah
Yes. God hast ordained. What could possibly go wrong? It appears that we shall raise us another Christ.
I have loved these first four episodes of Rosemary and Thyme, a wonderful retelling of the Christ Jesus nativity story in the form of a modern second coming. The cast and music are amazing.
Thanks, Carol, for your words. They warm the cockles of our hearts!