I Ain’t Gonna Grieve My Lord No More/ I Got A Robe

I Ain’t Gonna Grieve My Lord No More
Traditional, New Music and Lyrics by Peter Link

Oh you can’t get to Heaven
On roller skates
‘Cause you’ll roll right by
Them pearly gates
Oh you can’t get to Heaven
On roller skates
‘Cause you’ll roll right by
Them’ pearly gates
I ain’t gonna grieve my Lord no more

No an’ don’t try goin’ by rollerblades
Cuz ya’ can’t roll over dem barricades

Oh you can’t get to Heaven
In a skin tight dress
Cuz the curves you got
Mean less and less
Oh you can’t get to Heaven
In a skin tight dress
Cuz the curves you got
Mean’ less and less
I ain’t a-gonna grieve my Lord no more

Oh, you can’t get to Heaven in a fancy suit
Cuz the Lord upstairs don’t give a hoot

But I got a robe
You got a robe
All God’s children got a robe
When I get to Heaven
Gonna put on my robe
I’m gonna shout all over God’s Heaven

Heav’n heav’n
Ev’rybody talkin’ ’bout Heav’n
Ain’t goin’ there
Heav’n, Heav’n
Gonna shout all over God’s Heaven

Oh you can’t get to Heaven
In yer ol’ man’s car
‘Cause the dang ol’ thang
Won’t go that far
Oh you can’t get to Heaven
In yer ol’ man’s car
‘Cause the dang ol’ thang
It won’t’ go that far
I ain’t a-gonna grieve my Lord no more

An’ you can’t get to Heaven in a limousine
’cause the Lord don’t sell no gasoline

No’ you can’t get to Heaven with a lot of cash
Cuz it only goes right in the trash

An’ you can’t get to Heaven in a Cadillac
Cuz they’ll laugh ya’ down
And send you back

But I got shoes
You got a shoes
All God’s children got shoes
When I get to Heaven
Gonna put on my shoes
I’m gonna walk all over God’s Heaven

Heav’n Heav’n
Ev’rybody talkin’ ’bout Heav’n
Ain’t goin’ there
Heav’n, Heav’n
Gonna shout all over God’s Heaven

Oh you can’t get to Heaven
With a mortal sin
Cuz the Lord don’t ‘low
No sneakin’ in

Oh you can’t get to Heaven
With a mortal sin
Cuz the Lord don’t ‘low
No sneakin’ in
I ain’t a-gonna grieve my Lord no more

An’ ya’ cain’t get to Heaven
If ya’ never try
An’ ya’ only start
Jes’ before ya’ die

But if you get to Heaven
Before I do
Jus’ bore a hole
An’ pull me through

I ain’t gonna grieve my Lord no more
I ain’t gonna grieve my Lord no more
I ain’t a-gonna grieve my Lord no more

That’s right! Don’t be givin’ him no more grief!

I ain’t a-gonna grieve my Lord no more
I ain’t a-gonna grieve my Lord no more
I ain’t a-gonna grieve
My Lord!