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All I Want for Christmas

Julia Wade  •  Song

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What is Christmas without children? When Peter Link was 4 years old, like Peter Pan, he was given the choice to keep growing up or never move on past four. He couldn’t decide, so the indecision was so great that he actually split in half and Petey was the result. Petey, still 4, lives in New jersey, is invisible, flies, loves women, and has an agent who was a very tough negotiator on his deal to appear on this album. You wouldn’t believe the royalty he gets for this performance! Anyway, we thought this would be an appropriate add-on to the album. Petey calls it, “The Grand Climax.”

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All I Want For Christmas
Music and Lyrics by Donald Yetter Gardner

Petey:
Hi. I’m Petey.
Julia:
OK, Petey, time for bed. Santa’s on his way. He’s bringin’ all your new toys!

Petey:
I don’t care…
Julia:
You don’t care? How can you say that?

Petey:
Well,…

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth
My two front teeth
Ooooooohhhhh
My two front teeth
All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth
So I could wish you Merry Christmas

Julia:
Oh, that was beautiful, Petey!
Petey:
Thank you! Merry Christmas, everybody!
Julia:
Merry Christmas, Petey.

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