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Inventions

Noah Marlowe  •  Song

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Inventions

Music by Peter Link
Lyrics by Peter Link and Noah Marlowe

Inventions!
I’d like to take a moment
And share with you my musings
And reflections on Inventions

Inventions!
I have a new idea
Nearly every day
A brilliant panacea for the problems of this world
That would blow them all away

So please stop and give a listen
Cuz you don’t know what you’ve been missin’
An’ before you start dismissin’ me
Ya’ might just oughta think about
The wondrous possibilities of life

Choir Shouts
Here’s ten!
And the girls sing …
Number 1 23
Noah
An Invention that does my homework,
Yet I still retain
The concepts and their lessons in my brain

And the girls sing again …
Number 2

Noah

An Invention where I could use The Force
For good instead of evil
And bring joy to all the people in my life

Number 3

An Invention for the phone
When you call somebody more than once,
There’s a hand that taps them on the shoulder
Over and over
Until they pick up!
Oh!
Or a food Invention with attitude
That would shrewdly take any vegetable
And turn it in to cupcakes or ice cream
(Number 4!)
I’d scream!
I’d come unglued!!
I’d be overcome with gratitude,
Dude!!!

And Number 5?

An all-day chocolate sucker
That would keep us all alive
With time release capsules
That would give us all a laugh
Every hour and a half
Till we saw the light
And the joy of being alive
It’s how we’ll survive
Gimme five! 23
You got it! (Slap!)
Instrumental Break
We now break down into a totally silly instrumental replete with crowds of
laughing people – insane joy and celebration!

Inventions!
Now if you’re getting’ weary
I’ve got five more ideas
Guaranteed to knock yer socks off

Inventions!
The brainchilds of an egghead>>
That will blow your mind
The kind of innovations that you just can’t do without>>
And that revolutionize mankind

So ya’ gotta stop and give a listen
Cuz you don’t know what you’ve been missin’
An’ before you start dismissin’ me
Ya’ might just oughta think about
The wondrous possibilities of life

And the girls sing …
Number 6

Noah

An Invention that when you’re steppin’
Into a swimming pool
It adjusts the water’s temper’ture from cold to cool
From warm to hot
And the girls sing …
Say what?
Noah

Yeah, just the way you like it
Right there in a flash
Right on the spot!
And the girls sing …
I like it
I like it
I like it!
And the girls SHOUT …

Seven!!!
Noah

An Invention where I could reach my arm
Right in to outer space
And play Quidditch with the planets and the stars
And the girls sing …
And galaxies!
Noah
And nebulae!

We like it!

A universe of zoomin’ broomsticks…

Noah (finishes)
…Right here in my room
An’ while I’m at it
Time would slow down
Till the world around me
Just stood still
And the girls sing …
We like it
We like it!

Now on to Number eight!
Noah
An Invention for the world
That would turn all cars into bumper cars
So that driving off to work each a’ morning
Morning after morning
Would just plain be more fun!
And the girls sing …
Uh huh
Uh huh …
It’s kinda dumb
But we like it
Car Crash
Now Divine Number nine!
Noah
Lemon bread!

Another food invention with attitude
Imagine waking up every morning to
A plate piled high with luscious lemon toast
With little bits of lemon rind
Swimmin’ in the butter

Oh brother …

Now just lay on some jam

I am
Oh yes I am …

Or dust it with a bit of brown sugar

Oh baby, now ya’ got me goin’
And I like it ooo

I’d scream!
I’d come unglued!!
I’d be overcome with gratitude,
Dude!!!

Looks like we’ve come to the end
Cuz it’s time for Number ten

I’d change a lot of things
But my fav’rite one is this
It’ll prob’ly sell a million
And it just can’t miss
It’ll fix yer problems too
Like those bullies back at school

So show a little muscle
And pretend you’re kinda cool>>>
When the yoyos start their bluster
An’ start actin’ like the fool
My fav’rite one is this
It just starts changin’ all the rules
It’s a way of staying alive
It’s how I survive!

Gimme five!

So when them sleazy little creeps
Start to play their little game
Just pick up one of my Bully Bashers
Smile and take aim
Just push the red button
And out of thin air
They suddenly gets a wedgie
And are hung up from their underwear

We love it
Just tell those kids to shove it
And leave ‘em hangin’ there in mid-air

Inventions
Inventions
Oh the wondrous possibilities of life

Inventions
Inventions
Yeah the wondrous possibilities of life

Inventions
Inventions
And the wondrous possibilities of life!

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