All I Want for Christmas

What is Christmas without children? When Peter Link was 4 years old, like Peter Pan, he was given the choice to keep growing up or never move on past four. He couldn’t decide, so the indecision was so great that he actually split in half and Petey was the result. Petey, still 4, lives in New jersey, is invisible, flies, loves women, and has an agent who was a very tough negotiator on his deal to appear on this album. You wouldn’t believe the royalty he gets for this performance! Anyway, we thought this would be an appropriate add-on to the album. Petey calls it, “The Grand Climax.”