For Kids Only

For Kids Only
Music and Lyrics by Peter Link

[La La Chorus]

We don’t allow no cats
We don’t allow no dogs
We don’t allow no wombats
It’s just for kids only

We don’t allow no dentists
We don’t allow no cows
We don’t allow no physicists
It’s just for kids only

You can be short
You can be shy
You can be black or white
You can be square
You can be cool
Just as long as you are a kid
You rule

We don’t allow no sharks
We don’t allow no snails
We don’t allow no aardvarks
It’s just for kids only

We don’t allow no rattlesnakes
We don’t allow no parents
We don’t allow no fruitcakes
It’s just for kids only

You can be fat
You can be tall
You can be off the wall
You can be rich
You can be poor
Just as long as you are a kid
You’re secure

We don’t allow no congressmen
We don’t allow no dweebs
We don’t allow no aliens
It’s just for kids only

We don’t allow no cop cars
We don’t allow no bugs
We don’t allow no movie stars
It’s just for kids only

You can be wise
You can be blind
You can be any kind
You can be blue
You can be green
Just as long as you are a kid
You’re supreme

[La La Chorus]

We don’t allow rhinoceros
They take up too much room
Besides they’re too darn odorous
This night’s for kids only
Yes it’s for kids only
It’s just for kids
Only!!!