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Albert Einstein

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Albert Einstein
Music and Lyrics by Peter Link

Part of me wants to be just like Albert
Just like Albert
Albert Einstein
If I only had the smarts
If I only had the brain
I’d think a million thoughts
That would bollix the mind
Change the way the future will remember mankind
Leave Sir Isaac Newton and his apple far behind
And drive my fellow physicists insane
Oh part of me wants to be just like Albert
Just like Albert
Albert Einstein

Yeah part of me wants to be just like Albert
Wise old Albert
Albert Einstein
If I only had the gift
Of a two hundred IQ
I’d change a lot of things
Yeah I’d know just what to do
I could 3D print my body an’ keep it up on the shelf
Take it down at night an’ have a talkin’ to myself
I might even lose all track of who was who
Yeah part of me wants to be just like Albert
My pal Albert
Albert Einstein
Yeah, I’d be known as a young savant
I’m not talkin’ no dilettante,
But the sage of quantum physics
Well I’d spend all my time
Dreaming up ‘ventions of the mind
Like zero calorie ice cream
Bicycles that can fly
Traveling on a light beam
And dogs that wouldn’t die
I’d open up a store on-line and call it
Einstein’s Designs And Inventions Of The Mind
And the world would line up at my door
Roaring “More, more,
We Want More!
More of that Einsteinian soul
Yeah, more of that Einsteinian soul!!”

So part of me wants to be just like Albert
Good ol’ Albert
Albert Einstein
If I only had the grasp
If I only had the wit
I’d stun the literati
Thinking out of the box
With my hair all out of whack and my two eccentric sox
I would stand among the giants, Oh yeah, that rocks!
And when it came to school, I’d quit!
Oh part of me wants to be just like Albert
Ooooo Albert
Albert Einstein
Oh Mr. Einstein
Can I call ya’ Albert?
We’ll be hangin’ out!
Shootin’ pool!
Workin’ equations!!
Playin’ video games!!!
Debatin’ the variances of string theory …
Cool!
Hey Albert, let’s take a break n’ go skinny dippin’
He’s my pal …

I wanna be just like Albert Einstein!

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